I Wanna Make The Dial Tone Your Bestfriend.

Quick Random Monday Rant:

As I was playing UNO with my niece and beating her pretty bad if I must say, I all of a sudden get a random phone call from a 707 number at 2 something in the morning. Normally I wouldn’t answer a call that I did not recognize, but for whatever reason I decided to see what the hell this person wanted.

Lose my number...thanks in advance.

Me: “Hello.”
Random Caller: “Tanesha?”
Me: “Who is this?”
Random Caller: “—-” (I will respect this person enough to not blast his name)
Me: “Who?”
Random Caller: “—-! You don’t remember me?”
Me: “What do you want?”
Random Caller: “Can you do me a favor?”
Me: “Nope! But I’m curious as to what you want.”
Random Caller: “Come see me.”
Me: “No. Goodbye.”

First off, I haven’t spoken to this person in about 8 months. Secondly, the d*ck wasn’t poppin’ like that to make me jump and say “I’m on my way”. LMAO, at best is was mediocre. I’m sure your hand wants is more than I do.

Ah go get a life, or better yet go get some new phone numbers and lose mine.

Signing out!

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Awww You Love My Randomness!

Awwwww, guess what?! I’m on my 53rd blog entry (whoot whoot)!!!!!

When I decided I wanted to start my own blog, I really didn’t know the direction I was going in. In the beginning I said that I wanted to blog about my life, but later figured that would be real boring (lol). Then I said I would do a fashion blog since fashion is my passion, but decided not to do that either. Finally I decided on doing a blog about random subjects, which seems to be the route most bloggers usually go in anyway.

To be honest with you guys, I didn’t think people would actually read what I wrote, and subscribe to my blog. But when I noticed people were interested in what I had to say, and wanted to read more, it motivated me to keep writing.

Thank you to my handful of readers; I really appreciate your emails and comments. I’m happy to know that they’re random minded people like myself that want to hear the crazy sh*t have to say.

Sit back and continue this crazy ride through this very open minded brain of mine. I have a lot more to say, and I don’t plan on shutting up any time soon.

Kisses!!!

Living A Healthier Lifestyle…

Over the last couple of weeks I have been eating like crazy (no I am not pregnant).Majority of the things I have consumed has been junk food, which is not good at all. I have been sluggish, and my stomach constantly hurts, and with that being said, I must change my eating habits now before they change me.

This week I will be undergoing a body cleanse by fasting for 7 days. I have fasted in the past, and let me be the first to tell you it’s not easy. You have to mentally be prepared for what your body is going to go through. The first 3 days are the worst and can really break you down, but it’s all mental. Eating is sometimes habitual, we tend to sometimes only eat because we feel that is what we have to do at that moment. Don’t get me wrong, yes we all must eat in order to survive, but lets be honest, half the time you’re stuffing your face you’re not really hungry.

While on my body cleanse fast, I will only consume water. If my body starts going through a shock, I am allowed to have 1 glass of fresh orange juice. This fast will not be easy to say the least, but it is something I must do in order to jump start my body change inside and out. I’m truly on a quest to be a healthier me, and I plan on continuing on this quest until my last days on this earth.

I will keep you guys posted everyday on how this fasting thing is working out for me. Pray for me please, because prayer what I’m going to need the most. *sigh*

Men, Lets Converse.

Boy I tell ya about these simple silly chicks like Kat Stacks. I promised myself I wouldn’t mention her name on my blog, but I just couldn’t resist.

No I’m not about to go in on ol’ girl (Kat Stacks), because even though I think she is a simple minded female, I’m not really mad at her for exposing the people she has exposed. All these guys want to talk so bad on her…”she’s a hoe”…”she’s a slut”…but guess what buddy, you f*cked her, so what does that make you? You can’t call the kettle black when your ass is the blackest of the blackest..I’m just saying. If I’m mad at anyone in this situation, it’s the guys.

Men, allow me to talk freely and openly to you for a minute. I just want you know that I love you all (some more than others), and actually appreciate you. I have a tendency to be a little hard you guys from time to time, but that is because you make thee most dumbest decisions. Damn, why do you ALWAYS end up messing with the silliest bitch in the world, and then get mad when she puts you out on front street, or tries to trick you out of your money? These females out here will try to get you for your last nickel, just so they can hold it up and shout to the world about how they broke you. And then they will talk about you because all you had was nickel to your name; they will call you a “broke n*gga” until they are blue in the face. But don’t be made at them, be made at yourself. Give yourself a nice black eye, because you allowed the shit to happen. Men, get it together, I mean damn, it’s not hard to identify these silly, simple, one track minded bitches. Allow me to help you out and give you some warning signs.


1.) If you go to a females house, and it is nasty, filthy, mc dirty, but when you met her she had a nice outfit on, hair and nails done..well I hate to say it..but she ain’t about shit. Any woman that can’t take care of home, but wants to be thee flyest thing walking has her priorities disarray.

2.) If you can smell her stank twat when she sits next to you…leave her alone, the chick has some kind of infestation and is ready to pass it on to you without any guilt.

3.) If you know at least 3 people that ran up in her and she never settled down with none of them..let that rat walk, because 9 times out of 10 she is a hoe, and is happy being a hoe.

4.) If you see her on at least 2 social networks with her ass and titties all exposed…don’t even bother sending her a message because she isn’t checking for you boo, she’s checking those pockets.

5.) If you always find that you’re one that pays for everything, or if she consistently has her hand out….keep it moving, before you find yourself broke.

6.) If you have a funny feeling in your gut about this girl….you’re probably right. Leave that chick where you met her…in the gutter.

Men, I’m giving you a heads up because I’m tiered of the once upon a time “goods men” feeling like they have to now dog every female out. Just remember, there is a difference between Women and Bitches, it’s up to you to pick the one that best suits your needs. Be smart.

Who Is The Genius Who Came Up With This?

YESSSSSSSS! I love a commercial that can give me a good laugh; really tickle my funny bone!

As sickening as it is, you have to find humor in this Smart Mop infomercial. This man demonstrates how you can spill soda on the floor, mop it up, ring the mop out in to a glass, and it’s ready to drink again. WOW!

Drinking “mopped up soda”?! Really?! LOL! You gotta love the marketing genius who came up with this idea. BRILLIANT!

Pet Peeve Mondays…join in! Its All Fun

I have decided that I’m going to start something new called “Pet Peeve Mondays”.

Why would I choose to do this on Mondays out of all the other days of the week? Because Mondays are extremely annoying, point blank.

Feel free to join in on this, it may actually make you feel better to get your pet peeves off your chest.

Honestly, this is all done in fun; to give you a good laugh, you deserve it 🙂

Okay allow me to start the first of many “Pet Peeve Mondays”

Pet Peeve: It drives me absolutely insane when a person asks me a question I can ask back to them.

Example: You’re dating a person, and you two talk on a regular basis. So lets say one day the both of you didn’t speak to each other the whole day for whatever reason. The next day comes around and you guys finally talk, and someone has the nerve to ask the dumbest question ever, “why didn’t you call me yesterday”.

What?! Really?! Why would that person ask the other person that question and expect to get a logical answer?

Me being the person that I am, I would have ask the same question to them, because they didn’t pick up the phone to call me either, now did they?

The solution to this pet peeve of mine is never ask a question that can asked back to you.

Anywho, Happy Monday!

Your business is like a disease…it’s spreading..get a hold of that beast.

Everybody and their damn Grandma is on Facebook, literally. When everyone went through the myspace phase, you didn’t see peoples mamas, aunties,uncles, maids, and butlers on there. Facebook has literally made everyone in your family a social networker.

But this random topic is not about how Facebook has evolved in to this huge thing that everyone in your blood line uses, but more so about how much business people put on there and then get mad when they are topic of discussion at the diner table.

I have been on Facebook for about a year now, and I can honestly say that I am no longer amazed at what people decide to put on their status messages. For instance, a couple of weeks ago an associate of mine decided to post a sh*t load of their business on Facebook. This person basically spilled the beans about their “new” sexual life. And when I say “new”, I mean as in getting down with the opposite sex for the first time. It was as explicit as explicit can get, this person aired out everything. As I’m reading this persons status message, it becomes very obvious to me that they are feeling very liberated and free about their sexuality, which is fine with me, but why do it over Facebook? I was left with many questions in my head, but whatever, thats their business. Long story short, a few days later this same person updates their status message. But this was not your average sweet Facebook posting, this message was nothing nice. This person was going off about how people talk too much, how people need to learn how to mind their own business, and so on and so forth. It was pure craziness, and drama all throughout the message. I was in complete shock, not because of what the person was saying, but because this damn idiot is the one who made the decision to put their business out there in the first place…duh dumbass!

The point I am simply trying to make is if you decide to put to much of your business out there, be ready to suffer the consequences, and don’t be mad when that shit come back around and bites you in the ass. If you want to expose yourself to the world, and you can care less about what other think of you, by all means feel free to air your business out.

Me personally, I like to think of myself as an open book, but I will only let you read certain pages and chapters, meaning I’m not going to but all of my business out there. Somethings are better left for the imagination. *Wink*

Damn, I Knew This Would Happen!

I was so excited to start my blog, and I’m still very excited, I just slacked off on updating it (booooo to me). So many things I want to discuss and put out on the table, but my time is so limited now. I was recently presented with the opportunity to blog for a hip hop website (www.onestophiphopstopshop.com….check it out), as well as I am continuing with my earring designing, on top of regular everyday life things. But I promise my new found passion for blogging will not fall by the waist side, I will continue to do this as long as I have a passion for it. Thanks to all of the people who read my craziness. Get ready to feast your eyes upon more of my random thoughts.