I’m too old for this “clubbing” sh*t! And this was confirmed when I went out this weekend. Don’t get me wrong, I had a damn great time, but I was really messed up the next day. I wasn’t sick to my stomach or anything like that, I just couldn’t seem to pull it together. My energy was completely zapped, and I still felt a lil drunk.
While I was going to school in Atlanta, my roommates and I clubbed every single damn night. We were wild as hell. Anywhere and everywhere we went, we made it in to a party. At that time I was 19-22 years old. I will be 29 in June and I can’t do all those crazy things anymore. I’m more content with going out to eat, dinner parties, doing happy hour with the girls, traveling, movies, and bowling. All of these things is what I consider fun.
Allow me to give you my top 5 reasons why I’m completely retiring from the club scene:
1.) My hair always gets f*cked up (anyone who knows me knows how I feel about my hair not looking right).
2.) Bay Area clubs are lightweight wack as hell, and the only way that you will enjoy yourself is if you’re drunk.
3.) People don’t know how to act.
4.) I’m just over the whole “clubbing” scene.
5.) I’m too old, it’s a wrap.
I refuse to be the old ass lady out in the middle of someones dance floor, with a drink in her hand, doing the stanky leg…that’s not cute. In my opinion they’re so many other fun things to do other than going clubbing, you just have to find them.
[LOOK AT THIS OLD WOMAN. PURE FUCKERY! SMFH! NO SIR OR MA’AM..IT WONT BE ME!]
You don't have to look silly and wear earphones like this lady in order to Skype
OMG!! I am hooked on this new Skype thing! I used it while working for a company that stressed the living hell out of me (woosah woosah), but I never thought of using it for my personal life. It’s beneficial if you and the other person your “Skypeing” with has a web-cam.
A few days ago I had a brainstorming session with my onestophiphopshop.com boss via Skype web-cam. I personally found this easier than just sitting on the phone talking, because I was 100% focused.
I can see Skype being very beneficial for couples as well. For instance, lets say your husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, sideline boo went on a business trip for a couple of days or months, and the both of you wanted to keep in touch with each other, but not only by phone. Well Skype is here to solve that problem; video conferencing is now an option. Have a nice chit chat about the weather, and how great both of your days went; how beautiful…..YEAH RIGHT! Give me a break. If I was video Skypeing with my significant other, guarantee we will be having a “Skype Video Conference Sex Session”, point-blank; raw and uncut. After that’s done, then maybe we will have a “hows the weather” conversation. (I’m not the only one who would do this..so no need to act like I just said something to offend the masses.)
If you have a web-cam on your computer, I recommend trying Skype out, its fun! And when you do get Skype, add me,my user name is MissLacy81.
MESSAGE: I WILL NOT BE HAVING ANY “SKYPE FREAK SESSIONS” WITH NOT A DAMN PERSON.SO GET YOUR D*CK OUT OF YOUR HAND, AND THE THOUGHT OUT OF YOUR MIND. THANK YOU KINDLY!
LMAO!!! HE IS HILARIOUS!!! Love me some Brian!!! Check his YouTube Channel HERE.
Give ya’ll a double dose of the Coochiness!